The Best Quotes From South Park

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[cspackler]

Man, Eric. Somehow, that's just how I've always subconsciously imagined that you look.

[GOPJ]

Thanks for the ping.

[Sonny M]

It's not an attack on the GOP when a religious institution allows itself to be morally corrupted.

Alot of folks felt that it was a direct attack on the catholic church with the stating that child molestation was part of the benefits for priests.

It would be one thing to attack rouge priests for molestation, but in that episode, the rogue priest was the one guy against molestation (even the space aliens were for it, you know anyone reading this right now, who didn't watch it, must think this was really weird).

The spider at the end, being above the pope is definatley offensive, even if you think they had a good point, the way they went about it, was definatley offensive.

[Sonny M]

There's another name for South Park Republicans: liberals.

They're pretty much libertarians.

Granted, I'm not a south part republican, but they are pretty anti-left wing, so I'm happy with that.

[Loud Mime]

If we don't judge, how do we discern wrong from right?

I belive we have a duty to judge in matters of ethics, crime, tyranny and law; leave the spiritual judgements up to the proper authority.

[cspackler]

I judge my own actions according to what I've learned. I'll leave the judging of others to God.

[Richard Kimball]

Me as a South Park character:

[SASsySIGster]

The Chant "Crab people crab people... tast like crab, talk like people"

That was the best episode EVER!!