Hi Howlin! She opened the show by coming out with a great big smile and said that there were some recent news that should be discussed and that some names might be changed in order to "make better fun of me".
Then they showed Corey talking to Prime Time Live. They asked if anyone else had slept with Paula. He said, "I don't know, I'm too stupid". (something like that anyway)
Then they showed a panel of judges, Simon, Paula and Randy listening to Corey.
Then Paula gushed and told Corey what a great lover he was.
Same with Mario Vasquez, Justin Guarini and Constantine. She did basically the same thing with them. Including whispering that she was going to buy Constantine a cell phone.
Then Paula comes over and critiques the "judges". She tells "Simon" to get a push up tshirt, "Randy" to do something, but I forgot what and then she tells "Paula" to gush more and be more sexy so that the contestants would want to sleep with her.
I can't do it justice, but it was cute and definitely got the point across.
Just now they said that Paula was given flowers by the current contestants and "it worked, she slept with all of them".