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To: TonyWpi
ROFL!

How about:

"Hi, I'm Constantine from American Idol. People tell me I stink--and it's not just my singing. When you go for days and days without bathing like I do, you need a strong deodorant to cover up all that bodily funk. That's why use Speed Stick."

3,330 posted on 04/19/2005 7:38:44 PM PDT by silent_jonny (Long live Pope Benedict XVI)
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To: silent_jonny
"Hi, I'm Constantine from American Idol. People tell me I stink--and it's not just my singing. When you go for days and days without bathing like I do, you need a strong deodorant to cover up all that bodily funk. That's why use Speed Stick."

LMAO!! Dawn dishsoap, too. "If it will degrease my hair just think what it will do on your dishes!"

3,362 posted on 04/20/2005 6:22:06 AM PDT by retrokitten (Those eagles, like angels, don't distinguish between work and play.To them, it's all one in the same)
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