AT the launch of Edun, Bono's "conscious consumer" clothing line, [I don't even want to know what that means] at Saks Fifth Avenue last week, Alexandra Kerry, the daughter of Sen. John Kerry, was asked by a reporter: "Fidel Castro has vowed to give 100,000 pressure cookers a month to Cuban households. [Not that they have any food to cook in them] What should our government hand out?"
Kerry replied: "Under George Bush, I would presume guns. [Woo hoo, I'd like a .357, Alex] Under different leadership, I would hope stable Social Security, [She missed the Dem talking points: there's nothing wrong with SS. It doesn't need fixing] good education and adequate health care." (Page Six)
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Wrong answer, Alex. It's not the role of government to "hand out" anything, you stupid git. Take two facials and call me in the morning.
Castro vowed to make available pressure cookers and rice cookers- for a low monthly payment plan! That isn't my idea of a gift.