[Conspiracy Guy]

My the souls of a thousand Naked Mole Rats haunt you

[Hi Heels]

Might I introduce a couple of items resulting from your ongoing torture of a fairly nice pastor from California? I have received the following:

Moleratasaurus.

God only knows what happened to that ugly thang.

"Moleratarama".... and finally...

The Mole Rats At Home.

So.....*cue Bob Hope*..."Thanks for the memories...."