LOL!!! You got a deal! I would love it. I'm awful, but still. You could introduce me as someone you're mentoring or something and then nobody will expect much from me.
I'd wear my chucks!
It might happen! You never know! LOL
Stranger things have happened...like homebody hobbits suddenly out of the blue deciding to pick up and travel for days and days to a strange far-off country! ;-)