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To: JustAmy

Happy Potpourri Day! But what happened to the September 22 anniversary?

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, this was just e-mailed to me. I might have posted it on P&P back about the time of your start-up. It makes me chuckle, so maybe it's appropriate to repost it now.

Scene: Courtroom, Anywhere, USA -- lawyer cross-examines doctor in malpractice case--

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.


45 posted on 02/28/2005 5:34:46 PM PST by OESY
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To: OESY

LOL

Cute Lawyer joke .... thanks.

Did you miss our anniversary thread? Where were you????? Do you have a note? ;)


51 posted on 02/28/2005 5:46:33 PM PST by JustAmy (Remember our President and our troops in your prayers. God Bless America.)
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To: OESY

LOL!


55 posted on 02/28/2005 7:02:58 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I need a tagline.)
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