Kinda reminds me of Beethovens 2nd movement at the Royal Albert Hall men's room........
Woke up, fell out of bed.
Dragged a comb, across my head.
Found my way downstairs,
And drank a cup.
Looking up, I noticed I was late, hah hah hah.
Found my coat, and grabbed my hat.
Made the bus, in seconds flat.
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke.
Somebody spoke and I wnet into a dream.