The Golfing Bug
Golf has to be the most frustrating game
as no two rounds are ever the same
some balls you hook and some you slice
and neither options very nice
occasionally, you hit one straight
but usually, for this you wait
and when you hit that one so sweet
the feeling you get is really neat
you start to think your Tiger or Jack
A sublime golfer, not your usual crack
that ten foot putt, that mighty blow
you know will bring your score so low
but reality strikes, quick as can be
as if the gods are laughing at thee
then trying and trying to duplicate
and when you can't you get irate
eighteen holes of pure frustration
the nineteenth there for lubrication
and still you play like a proper mug
I'll welcome you to the golfing bug
~~Unknown~~