[teenyelliott]

Am I the only Freeper in the forum who sort of feels sorry for this old guy

Are you kidding me???!!! Who screws cows just because they are lonely (lonely dude, not lonely cows. That's kind of a funny sentence if you read it the wrong way. "I'm sorry, that heifer just looked really lonely! I digress...)?

He should at the very least pay for a human girlfriend before resorting that kind of icky.

[cajungirl]

He said he was never unfaithful to his wife and when he had a wife or girlfriend, he was able to resist the lure of the bovine.

I am sorry, but I am laughing too hard to continue.