[Enterprise]

"Am I the only Freeper in the forum who sort of feels sorry for this old guy, he is just lonesome."

I think we should just give him a home where the buffalo roam.

[cajungirl]

No way, not till the cows come home.

This reminds me of that old saying "why buy the cow when you get the milk free?"

there is a connection, but I haven't made it yet.

I do feel sorry for men who, well, turn to large, fat, hoofy cows for love.