Guess Who's Coming to Dinner Naked?

Yahoo ^ | Feb 19, 2005

[cbkaty]

"It's exciting to be in a restaurant nude," said George Keyes, 65, a retired junior high school English teacher. Nude yes, but not unadorned. Keyes, a lifelong nudist, wore a necklace, earrings and a black leather "genital bracelet" with red studs. And white sneakers.

Public Schools.....God, please protect the children...AMEN! Do I hear another AMEN?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

There are very very few people in the world who look good naked.

For reasons of ascetics the rest of us should keep our clothes on.

[traumer]

Are waiters cracking jokes there too ?

[zbigreddogz]

Ewwwww!!!

They need to have a version of this resturant where you have to be under 40 or something.

I guess that's probably age-discrimination.

Oh well.

Wonder if this place will stay in business?

[MplsSteve]

Cripes, for a second I thought the guy on the left was Ted Kennedy!

[TruthWillWin]

Is that Ted Kennedy on the left? No, it can't be, that man is too thin.

[surfette]

"Keyes, a lifelong nudist, wore a necklace, earrings and a black leather "genital bracelet" with red studs."

Ouch... Plenty of comments going through my mind but... nah, think I'll pass.

[goldstategop]

>p> A roomful of supermodels is one thing. Few people do look good naked. Its a good thing they shoot porn slightly out of focus.

Denny Crane: "There are two places to find the truth. First God and then Fox News."

[traumer]

"Next month is our Easter bonnet event, where everybody has to come wearing an Easter bonnet... " Hey, WHERE IS YOUR RIBBON !?

[F16Fighter]

"It's exciting to be in a restaurant nude," said George Keyes, 65, a retired junior high school English teacher....

Keyes, a lifelong nudist, wore a necklace, earrings and a black leather "genital bracelet" with red studs.

"Mr. Keyes...Please report to the school cafeteria....for a spanking..."

[Clinging Bitterly]

...how many of them vote Democrat...

In Manhattan you could safely bet most of them, but I would guess it'd be closer to even than the population of the borough in general.

The Keyes guy though (schoolteacher, dungeon-ware, gay), would be an almost sure bet.

[TheSpottedOwl]

"When you go away on holiday it's more you're roughing it in the woods, whereas this is a really nice restaurant," said Keyes, a member of gay nudist group Males Au Naturel, or MAN.

Public Schools.....God, please protect the children...AMEN! Do I hear another AMEN?

AMEN! I'm surprised no one else commented on the fact that this person is a retired high school teacher.

[sanjacjake]

Hey Steve..you are wierd...What about some of the
Hollywood denizens...Michael Moore...4- one. There
is so much BS these days..it's a wonder the normal
people can function with enthusiasm. There comes
a point when someody has to step up and do a number
on the people who promote/publicize this BS... Jake

[traumer]

[maine-iac7]

Can you imagine having to sit down on a chair that a nude Helen Thomas was using only minutes before?

Thanks a lot...

I just took my supper out of the oven - now who's gonna eat it?

[Still Thinking]

Two questions:

1) Is this anywhere x42's New York offices?

2) Is this some kind of new diet plan? Cause I think it's going to suppress food sales, though it might boost those of alcohol. ("I need those beer goggles and I need them NOW!")

[maine-iac7]

Just more proof that those most likely to get nekkid are the ones least likely to look good doin' it. :)

LOL - and no doubt correct

[TheSpottedOwl]

Haha! These days, why should I be surprised by what public school teachers do on their off-time?

[maine-iac7]

Wonder if this place will stay in business?

beware...I believe this is a regular restaurant that they just rent once in awhile.

I would not care to go there..."sitting" on towels or not, it's unsanitary

[MaxMax]

Waiter, there's a butt hair in my soup.