There are two naked statues in the park facing each other. One is a woman the other a man. One day an angel comes and says she will give them 30 minutes of life to do whatever they want.
The two run behind the bushes where lots of rustling and giggling is heard. 15 minutes later they emerge from the bushes, coyly smiling. The angel says to them, "You have 15 minutes left, would you like to back to the bushes?"
They gladly run behind the bushes again and the woman says, "This time I'll hold the pigeon and you crap on his head."
LMAO!