Geez, i've been waiting all day, TheBigB:
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented
a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples
from
pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news
conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr.
Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.
He should have checked out our Hollow Points bras first!