*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

2/11/05 | self

[TheBigB]

Okay gang, time for some better-late-than-never FRIDAY SILLINESS!! Gather ye round and have fun...post pics, silly jokes, nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THEAD!

"Yawn, I'll just watch the silliness from here."

"Yes, I believe I shall have some silliness. Thank you."

Silliness! Arf!

"I know what I wanna do when I grow up!"

Fierce Allegiance used to have a Debbie Gibson tape in his truck. :^)

[Zavien Doombringer]

Been here since 78...dying to get out..

[TheBigB]

Awwwww...kisses back at you! :^)

[bigdblogman]

Ooops, thought this was the friday Willie-Ness thread

[Wolfstar]

While Sports Illustrated swimsuit editions celebrate what used to be called voluptuous females, the fashion world is celebrating the worste nightmare of any red-blooded male:

[ArGee]

Last night I was relaxing in front of the TV after a long day's work waiting for my wife to get home. She walked in a little late and immediately brought me a beer and some nachos and asked if I needed anything else. Since my mind tends to run that way one question immediately popped into my mind. Should I tell Mrs. Smith that she's drunk and in the wrong house or just enjoy it 'till my wife gets home?

Shalom.

[advance_copy]

You'll like this one:

A man was stopped by a game-warden in the North Carolina Mountains recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."

"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious now.

The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well."

"Well, What?" the man responded.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH."

"What fish?" The man asked.

[retrokitten]

Run away! Run away!

[ArGee]

Why do Elephants have flat feet?

Why shouldn't you walk through the jungle between 4 and 5 in the afternoon?

Because elephants hide up in the trees and jump on unsuspecting travellers.

Why are pygmies so short?

They walk in the jungle between 4 and 5 in the afternoon.

Shalom.

[EllaMinnow]

[Wolfstar]

Beware of Leftist/Dem sharks swimming in the FR waters pretending to be one of us.

[TChris]

Who (or what?) are they?

[peacebaby]

yuck yuck. now you're silly.

[Zavien Doombringer]

This one has been in line waiting for you B

[Wolfstar]

[YankeeinOkieville]

I like that gif... a lot.

Did you create it?

[brownsfan]

That's annoyingly awesome.

[Darksheare]

LOL!

"Big nasty pointy teeth! *nip nip nip*"
"What an eccentric performance."

[Fierce Allegiance]

Hey, I don't do dishes!

[Wolfstar]

Mardi Gras in New Orleans...

[Fierce Allegiance]

No, I stole it fair & square, just like the other 300 I have saveed away.