Posted on 02/11/2005 11:04:16 AM PST by TheBigB
Okay gang, time for some better-late-than-never FRIDAY SILLINESS!! Gather ye round and have fun...post pics, silly jokes, nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THEAD!
"Yawn, I'll just watch the silliness from here."
"Yes, I believe I shall have some silliness. Thank you." .jpg)
Silliness! Arf! 
"I know what I wanna do when I grow up!" 
Fierce Allegiance used to have a Debbie Gibson tape in his truck. :^)
LOL!
First things first. It needs to stop snowing. I only cleared off an area for the dog and fixed the slider where the stupid thing can open.
I know.
I shoulda sized it down some..
ELMO'S GOT A GUN
(To the tune of "Jamie's Got A Gun" by Aerosmith)
Elmo's got a gun
Elmo's got a gun
Big bird's on the run
Ernie's dialin' 911
What made elmo snap,
Was he tired of big birds crap?
They said when Elmo was arrested
They found Oscar headless in the trash
I hear that Gordon's really runnin
Now that elmos got a gun,
The streets never gonna be the same.
Elmo's got a gun
Elmo's got a gun
Grover's head has come undone
Sesame street's not real fun -
*GUNSHOT*
You want me to walk around sesame street without a bulletproof vest?!?
Forget about it!
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
I knew you had to be a Virginian...I heard that tune on WNOR FM99 here
I don't remember who wrote that, but it was the first poem in the freshman poetry book we studied in High School. I graduated almost 25 years ago.
Ogden Nash. They have 3 alamahs at Boston Fire Stations all the time.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Transplanted North Carolinian...been here since 79.
To stomp out forest fires...
Why do Elephants have flat feet?
To stomp out burning ducks....
Interesting question. What we think of as a "darkness" is actually the absence of light, but we associate a "-ness," a state of being, to the dark, such that the lack of a lightbulb -- a thing -- creates its counterpart -- this thing we call "darkness."
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A Polish immigrant goes to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. He has to take an eye sight test. The examiner shows him a card with the letters:
C Z J W I X N O S T A C Z
"Can you read this?" the examiner asks.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replies, "I know the guy."
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Ole had a job to do. The basement of the outhouse was full. It was a dirty job, but somebody had to do it. So he gathered up his buckets and mops and was ready to get started when Sven came by. Sven said “Ole, there’s an easier way. Go in to town and buy two sticks of dynamite, one with a long fuse and one with a short fuse. Light them both, throw them down the hole and run like hell. The first stick will go off and blow the outhouse sky high. The second one will go off and blow all the crap out of the hole. Then the outhouse will come down on the foundation just like she’s supposed to be.”
Ole, not being too bright, thought this was a pretty good idea, so he went in to town and bought two sticks of dynamite, one with a long fuse and one with a short fuse, lit them both, threw them down the hole and ran like hell. Just then, he saw Lena, running toward the outhouse. Ole couldn’t stop her.
After the door closed, the first stick of dynamite went off and blew the outhouse sky high. The second stick went off, blew all the crap out of the hole, and down came the outhouse on the foundation just like she was supposed to be. As the smoke was clearing, Lena stepped out of the outhouse, brushed herself off, and said, “Whew! Good thing I didn’t let that one in the house”.
That's the best thing about Friday Silliness pix...no rhyme nor reason. :^)
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