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Art Bell Caller: "I would sell my soul to the Devil for a boyfriend."
02/07/05
| Perdogg
Posted on 02/07/2005 9:10:14 AM PST by Perdogg
Some woman called Art Bell about 4:45 am EST saying that since God didn't get her a boyfriend she would be willing to sell her soul to the Devil for one. Now, logically, think about it. No man, other than me, is worth eternal damnation. It seems to me that there would be someone out there willing to date the poor girl.
Also, a woman called in saying that the Devil made her an offer twenty years ago while she was in school in NYC.
Hmmmm, I thought angle dust was illegal. Now, she seemed very convinced that this was reall.
Did anyone else her this???
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: artbell; callingartbell; coasttocoastam
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:10:16 AM PST
by
Perdogg
To: cyborg
To: Tijeras_Slim
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:12:54 AM PST
by
cyborg
(Department of Homelife Security threat level is GREEN.)
To: Perdogg
Better put on your flame retardent suit for this vanity.
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:13:22 AM PST
by
subterfuge
(Call him "Slick Willie"---he hates that. On second though, he's probably lying.)
To: Perdogg
So, what was Art's advice?
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:13:39 AM PST
by
Sam's Army
(No witty taglines currently come to mind)
To: Owl_Eagle; HenryLeeII
Satanic-Offer-vanity-ping
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:14:40 AM PST
by
Sam's Army
(No witty taglines currently come to mind)
To: Perdogg
Why isn't this in Breaking News???
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:16:07 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
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To: Perdogg
I thought angle dust was illegal Nasty stuff, but it still gets around....my high school geometry teacher almost got me hooked.
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:21:17 AM PST
by
Monti Cello
(We've got to move these refrigerators. We've got to move these color TV's.)
To: Perdogg
I'm not usually up that early, but I did hear this portion of the show ... it was sad, really, she sounded pathetic.
Of course, there was the one about the woman who did sell her soul to the Devil for absolute power and a girlfriend, but he only partially-delivered -- he helped make her a Senator, but she got a pompous, philandering husband instead...
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:22:30 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(Ghost-to-Ghost)
To: Perdogg
Her first name wasn't Pondo was it?
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:23:17 AM PST
by
kenth
(I love the smell of burning troll in the morning.)
To: Perdogg
I've heard lots of women call their boyfriends spawn of the devil, but I never knew he pulled first string.
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:24:47 AM PST
by
najida
(TO A GOOD HOME: Cute, male baby chinchilla. Please send references and criminal background check.)
To: antoninartaud
Because it is entertainment.
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:27:36 AM PST
by
Perdogg
(Rumsfeld for President - 2008)
To: mikrofon
The one who came after her sound very rational. I cannot believe the Devil just appeared and made her an offer.
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:29:00 AM PST
by
Perdogg
(Rumsfeld for President - 2008)
To: Perdogg; cyborg
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:33:12 AM PST
by
BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: Perdogg
What do you expect from people who listen to that nut?
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:33:42 AM PST
by
k2blader
(It is neither compassionate nor conservative to support the expansion of socialism.)
To: BibChr
I restrict myself to begging God for a boyfriend :o)
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posted on
02/07/2005 9:38:20 AM PST
by
cyborg
(Department of Homelife Security threat level is GREEN.)
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