Stuff I stole from elsewhere. My residual Latin says the translations are pretty accurate.
Following is making the rounds.
Abundant dulcibus vitiis
Nobody's perfect
Actio personalis monitur cum persona
Dead men don't sue
Actus non facit reum nisi mens est rea
I never intended to kill anybody
Appareo Decet Nihil Munditia ?
Is It Not Nifty?
Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi ad infinitum
Take the nose and tongue rings out before the job interview
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris
If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar
Cogito, ergo doleo
I think, therefore I am depressed
Conlige suspectos semper habitos
Round-up the usual suspects
Domino vobiscum
The pizza guy's here
Ego te dimitto
You're fired
Es debilem vinculum, vale !
You're the weakest link, goodbye!
Fac ut nemo me vocet
Hold my calls
Illegitimi non carborundum
Don't let the bastards wear you down
Isto pensitaris ?
You get paid for this crap?
Ita erat quando hic adveni
It was that way when I got here
Laborare non amo
I do not like work
Magnus frater spectat te
Big Brother is watching you
Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum
Don't you dare erase my hard disk
Nemo me impune lacessit
No one provokes me with impunity
Nescio quid dicas
I don't know what you're talking about
Noli habere bovis, vir
Don't have a cow, man
Noli nothis permittere te terere
Dont let the bastards get you down
Non est mea culpa
It's not my fault
Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus
It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer
Oderint dum metuant
Let them hate provided that they fear
Raptus regaliter
Royally screwed
Recedite, plebes ! Gero rem imperialem
Stand aside, little people! I'm here on official business
Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare
I think some people in togas are plotting against me
Sic biscuitus disintegratum
That's the way the cookie crumbles
Valui ad satanam in computatrum meum invocandum
I succeeded in summoning Satan into my computer