Ha!
The closest they get to here is Wichita Kansas. Too far to go in our car.
I wonder if the Shrine one is any good? Kids tickets start at $6...that sounds pretty reasonable...
I bet the Jedis would enjoy the Shrine circus. There's something magical about going when you're a kid. But I'm old enough to miss the tents and sawdust.
"The Greatest Show on Earth" (Best Picture 1952) is one of my favorite movies.