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but with your cortislim lifestyle will you really need a kitchen or are you planning for when andy reid stops by during the off-season to meet with you and the missus to discuss your happiness in your new steel home since he'll probably want one to hold his everexpanding food collection and i'm sure he'll have questions such as if those steel structures will stand up to hurricane force winds because if i remember correctly florida is suscpetible to them and i would hate to see you lose your home AND your amazing collection of videotapes that we wont discuss but you're right dropping shawn hanitee's name at Ruth's Chris stakehouse will get you a prime table for a prime rib just as dropping bill clintons name at my local cigar emporium usually gets me a better deal!

OMYGOD!!! OMYGOD!!! OMYGOD!!! OMYGOD!!!

I was just listening to Laura Ingraham and she told me that nine out of ten computers are infected with something called "spy ware"!!! I thought that just using latex gloves when I'm on the net was enough protection, but she said it's not! (I also made my own fire wall by tacking up a thermal blanket between the computer and the wall the cable comes out of).

So, anyways, I opened up the back of my computer (the box like thing, not the monitor. The iT guys at work told me that's where the real work gets done) and I found this thing, kinda looks like a square spider with too many legs and says "intel". I'm thinking intel = intelligence = spies. That's gotta be it. I'm going to jimmy it out and I'll let you guys know what happens.

Owl_Eagle

”Unleash the Hogs of Peace.”
P.J. O'Rourke Parliament of Whores