Posted on 01/19/2005 9:51:40 AM PST by Mo1
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Ahhhh, just a dab of Hoppe's #9 behind each ear...
Sickening. Some of the druggie parents are the worst. I don't mean the pot smoking, get high occsionally type, but the hard core addicts, especially the meth heads. They subject their children to terrible neglect and often leave them vulnerable to all kinds of abuse by the people they hang out with, if not themselves. And they seem to have babies one right after another. Sometimes they're strung out when they give birth.
So, you can balance on the ball? I kept falling off the damn thing at my chiro's office.
How are you using it I have one that I look at!:)
A couple of times my husband and I played catch that was years ago LOL
KRYTEN: Oh, what IS that fragrance? It smells divine!
They stop walking.
CAMILLE: WD-40.
KRYTEN: I knew it! That's what I use on MY neck hinges, too.
Old one, but still funny....
If Microsoft were GM:
At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating the following: "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would be driving cars with the following characteristics:
For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.
Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would accept this, restart, and drive on.
Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart; in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought 'Car95' or 'CarNT.' Then you would have to buy more seats.
Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was more reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
The oil, water, temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single 'general car fault' warning light.
New seats would force everyone to have the same back-end size.
The airbag system would say 'Are you sure?' before going off.
Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50 per cent or more.
Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
You'd press the 'Start' button to shut off the engine.
And as you know, the intelligent and able-to-provide-for children people don't breed like that... so are falling behind.
Yeah, it's too bad that the breeders are the ones least equipped to parent.
Sorry - off watching Wife Swap :)
Yes, I finally broke down and bought one of those ridiculous balls. Or, so I thought before I started using it. CB and Resty know what unbearable pain I was going through, and how many things I tried. I got the ball at Target (x-tra tall/large - they come for different heights) - $29 with a video and pump included. My massage therapist said I didn't have to balance on it (I'm no good at that)- just use it twice a day to stretch. Two times arms wide open on my back and twice flopped down over it. Two minutes each round.
Between that, and working out more on the weights and ab roller, my pain has decreased. It's pain from sitting at a computer all day. There are also head drops (forward for ten seconds, use your hands to push head into chest. Then each side, holding your left hand on top of your head, pull it slowly to the left. Grip the chair with your right hand to maximize stretch. Do other side.)
How To Change Your Oil
Women:
Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since the last oil change.
Drink a cup of coffee.
15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Men:
Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for 50 dollars for oil, filter, oil lift (AKA kitty litter), hand cleaner and scented tree.
Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it back to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard.
Open a beer and drink it.
Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
Place drain pan under engine.
Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
Give up and use crescent wrench.
Unscrew drain plug.
Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; get hot oil on you in process.
Clean up.
Have another beer while oil is draining.
Look for oil filter wrench.
Give up; poke oil filter with Phillips screwdriver and twist it off.
Beer.
Buddy shows up; finish case with him. Finish oil change tomorrow.
Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car.
Throw oil lift (AKA kitty litter) on oil spilled during step 18.
Beer. No, drank it all yesterday.
Walk to 7-11; buy beer.
Install new oil filter making sure to apply thin coat of clean oil to gasket first.
Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
Remember drain plug from step 11.
Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
Hurry to replace drain plug before the whole quart of fresh oil drains onto floor.
Slip with wrench and bang knuckles on frame.
Bang head on floor board in reaction.
Begin cussing fit.
Throw wrench.
Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss December(1992) in the left boob.
Clean up; apply Band-Aid to knuckle.
Beer.
Beer.
Dump in additional 4 quarts of oil.
Beer.
Lower car from jack stands.
Accidentally crush one of the jack stands.
Move car back to apply more oil lift (AKA kitty litter) to fresh oil spilled during step 23.
Drive car.
If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em.
It isn't feeding that's the problem. It's like these women are completely without the nurture gene. Unfortunately, they also seem to have an extra one for the urge to screw around without giving a crap about the consequences
hey, sl....do you know any other internet archive search engine besides the "wayback" machine???
No, not other than google, but I forgot how you're supposed to do that.
I think it's time for another eagle pic..LOL
Goodnight all, hope you have/had a good one..
.....Westy.....
you go into "cached"
Wow, that is great news; I'm glad you are feeling better too. I didn't know yours was also in the upper area. I hate that feeling; isn't it the worst? And, it's so hard to reach with the creams and lotions. Has she had you suspend backwards over the big ball? What is she trying to get you to buy? More creams and herbs?
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