[Brad’s Gramma]

Uhhhhhh........Cowboy? When did you get a new truck?

Huh?

That's NOT the one I saw!!!

BUSTED!!!!!!

[TexasCowboy]

The last time I was stopped for DUI, there was no question.

I wasn't asked to dance or talk or walk a straight line.
The cuffs were on me and I was in the backseat of the squad car before I even got my driver's license out!

*I* was NOT whom I was referring to!!