Yep. I did the same thing, and cleaned up the spare room and bathroom since the kids left. That took me a few days to get around to. Work interferes with so much. Anyway, now it's all ready for FReeper visits, although I have nothing so fancy for wild parties as Gran does, so I guess we'll just have to go trash visit Gran's place for the wild pool parties and dancing girls and boys Darks and come here to recover. It beats Nully's basement.
Subject: Explanation of life
On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.
On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed.
On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again.
On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You've
got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
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I am in the process of destroying this whole place. I've gone mad, I tell ya.
I'm going from one thing to another. The china cabinets to the washing machine. The drawers to the closets. Pack this, wrap that, wash this. OMG..
Someone help me?... whimper........
Trash this place..it's already ready for anything, even Darks....:(
Darks.....your reputation is twisting slowly in the breeze here.......