Sounds like an invitation to trouble if you ask me. 
Got back home somewhat early last night.
After seeing the mobile vehicle missile doing a lazy weave down the road and over curbs it was deemed "time to go home" after that.
Didn't see anyone else driving under the influence after that, but we did see people walking under the influence.
Wonder why some people get a funny hop in their stride when they're tipsy.
They're walking fast and *hop!* they're bouncing like bunny rabbits about the parking lot.
Weird.
But the rest of the evening was rather boring.
I SO need some excitement of one kind or another.
Put spatial distorter teleportation tunnel through here: X
Those stories make me glad I don't drink anymore.
I went over to a friend's last night. We played cards and a game called "Scene It." We also watched the second Blue Collar Comedy Tour. I drank 4 blue thingies, but I quit drinking early. I also had to be careful since I was on call just in case I had to sober up in a hurry. Fortunately, I didn't get called out. I was actually pulling into my driveway about 5 minutes past midnight.
Sounds like an invitation to trouble if you ask me.