What ever happened to Loraine Newman?

12, 22. 2004

[speling be champiun]

The least talented of a untalented bunch. (and don't tell me that Belushi was funny. Watch a rerun. "CheeseBurger CheeseBurger CheeseBurger". Oh stop! You're killing me!!) Anyways, whatever happened to her?--- Whatever it was it should have happened to to the entire pathetic loser cast of SNL. If you want funny from that era check out SCTV.

[RandallFlagg]

Anyone surfing the net for political news knows of FreeRepublic. I only registered tonight (today) because I happen to be hoisting a few. Ordinarily I'm just a lurker. In no matter,shape or form am I a troll.

Then you no doubtedly know of our massive numbers. And with that, comes massive troll activity.

Consider it hazing; we've all been through it.

The main thing is the fact that your first post was a vanity. That's like a magnet to watchers and mods. Just be responsive, honest and yourself and you'll do fine.

Welcome to FR.

[ovrtaxt]

Yeah, crusty old communists making complete assclowns of themselves, with injuries, is about the pinnacle of comedy! The only thing funnier is perhaps a suicide bomber connecting the wrong wire, or pushing the wrong button too early...

[Lazamataz]

Why? What did I do that deserves banishment?

Your behavior upon admittance to the forum is suspect. This is a political forum and yet your article right out of the box is a one- or two-line vanity about an obscure comedy star. This article would have been best rendered as a comment on some thread about comedians.

[RandallFlagg]

--Or being eaten alive by wild pigs...

[speling be champiun]

See # 38.

[Lazamataz]

In no matter,shape or form am I a troll.

Okay. Good luck. Quit doing one- or two-line vanity articles.

[ovrtaxt]

This article would have been best rendered as a comment on some thread about comedians.

Yeah, sbc. We don't start humorous vanity threads here-- we're all serious and stuff. Get a grip.

[Neets]

Yes, noted and filed.

Thank you for your input.

[speling be champiun]

Welcome to FR.

Thank you.

[ovrtaxt]

I always wondered why Arafat's wife was named after a pig call?

[Lazamataz]

Yeah, sbc. We don't start humorous vanity threads here-- we're all serious and stuff. Get a grip.

In fact, I once saw someone banned for grinning while he read a post.

Straighten up and fly right, sbc.

[RandallFlagg]

LOL! I don't think I want to describe the mental visual I have right now...

[RandallFlagg]

Time to go home now. G'nite, all!

[Lazamataz]

Have you straightened up and flown right yet, sbc?

Button that top button.

And comb that hair. It's a mess.

[speling be champiun]

I once heard of a man that got zapped deader than a door nail right smack dab in the middle of his swivel chair before he could hit the post button. Man,those mods are good!

[Neets]

I think he put his jammies on and went to bed. Or to work.

Seems he disappeared.

Into think air.

Think he flew so right he just flew out of sight?

[Lazamataz]

I once heard of a man that got zapped deader than a door nail right smack dab in the middle of his swivel chair before he could hit the post button. Man,those mods are good!

There are Time-Mods that are actually going into the past and preventing the birth of would-be trolls.

One is in 1957, another in 1965, and the third is in 1998, preventing problems in the 2020's.

This is confidential information. Please don't post it.

[Lazamataz]

I think he put his jammies on and went to bed. Or to work.

*I* want a job where I put on jammies to go to work.

Talk about Business Casual. Wow.

[speling be champiun]

I've got my spiderman jammies on but I'm not at work.

[Neets]

Spiderman?

Isn't he that web weaving guy?