What's really stupid, is they get chased a lot by cops... and they might get away if they didn't trip over their pants.
Not even as funny as the perps that get caught because they're runnin' away from the cops in bas-etballshoos that have little lights in 'em than fire as you run. Gotta love that.
Which is exactly the point of our rule. If you have to be holding up your pants to run, then your hair has to be short enough to stay out of your eyes.
'Course then there would be the whole reason as to why you wuz runnin' from the police to begin with...