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Posted on 12/20/2004 9:01:36 AM PST by ecurbh
New verse:
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that only werks if'n he's holdin' a shotgun..
True, but it werks Real Good.
...and maybe if he were taking target practice....do you take target practice with a shotgun?
yuh mean I shouldn't say "if'n he wasn't a guilty bastige, he wouldn't be here in the first place..."
Yeah, and cause we're stupid we're ranked in the single digits.
Not like them smart schools like Iowa in the double digits...
see muh post 2005...
Just try to bite your tongue and say the opposite of your first instinct.
Hey ecurbh, you don't need both front teeth do ya?
Maybe he could use a Sharpie and blacken one.
"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
Well HI! [bats eyelashes]
You'll never get accepted for a jury (especially after the first ten seconds of questioning), but you'll spend a lot of time in the jury "day room". Bring lots of reading materials. Leave lots of it for other people to read, and take home. Gun and reloading magazines are especially popular.
we are in Missouri, but I'm realistic enuff tuh realize that I'll get weeded out durn fast...
Hehehe....
I had a co-worker once from Johnson County (NC) who told me about the time he got called up for jury duty. A slick Raleigh lawyer was having a hard time seating an anit-gun jury. He'd get these grannies describing their arsenals: "I used to go shooting with my husband."
Good Idea.
Well, you could list occupation as part time teacher in X school district. That should get you advanced to round two of questioning.
Heh...they had a trial up here a year ago...the lawyer wasn't from the area...wanted to rule out all potential jury members who owned guns. Everyone in the pool raised their hands.
He had to adjust his thinking a mite.
Evening Corin - 'vey' interesting, didn't know they still their corps of cadets. Good for them. Thanks for posting.
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