.....See how eager she is to divorce you over little BS when she has one in her arms and one in the hamper......
Oh man, does that bring back some ugly memories.
My ex-wife saw that our four year marriage was slipping apart, so she decided to stop taking the pill without telling me, so we would have another child to bind up the marriage. She got pregnant, but I got so pissed it forced me to look for some strange. So I paid alimony and child support for the next 21 years, to be rid of the bitch!
I got so pissed it forced me I decided to look for some strange.