Whenever you are spreading fertilizer on the farm and you have to answer the call of nature and do not have toilet paper, DON'T use one of the fertilizer sacks.
Urinating on a downed electric fence can be an eye-opener as well. You could hit the Daily Double in one day on a good-sized farm.
150 posted on 12/07/2004 11:06:37 AM PST by asgardshill
("We march by day and read Xenophon by night.")