[Xenalyte]

('Scuse me while I whip this out . . . )

We have clear AV techno-superiority over said best friend. Xena's Guy has turned our master bedroom into the Big Room . . . 12'x9' projector on the two-story wall, movie seats (with drink holder in arm), surround sound, bathroom 5 yards away.

It's good to be the king.

[Modernman]

It's kind of sad, really. We can no longer club mastodons nor measure our penises in polite company, so we're forced to rely on electronic equipment to show our dominance.

That being said, "The Last Samurai," though not a great movie, is awesome on a 60" HD screen with surround sound. It makes even Tom Cruise look intimidating.