[BereanBrain]

apparently the same as yours!

"Seriesly" <--- you Freemason flammers need help.

[RKV]

Look Berean, if you knew a few things you would know that spelling of seriously is a Freeper "in" joke. As is using "hugh" for huge.

[AmishDude]

You don't get it, do you? This is a FreeMason board. We have a secret cyber handshake. We have private jokes like "seriesly", "beeber" and "all your base". There's a special "back door" where we all sneer at and mock newbies like yourself. Here is an example of some of the posts:

• "What a jerk."
• "What an idiot!"
• "He doesn't have the faintest idea, does he?"
• "I don't know, I think he's kinda sexy . . . for a jerk!"

You've come the closest to anyone of figuring us out. Jim Robinson isn't even a person. He's a cyborg who downloads your information into his memory banks.

The Admin Moderator is actually 4 different people.

The most fervent Christians are actually Satan-worshippers in disguise. And the number of Joos on the board would make your head spin.

I'm actually one of the highest-order members. Everybody thinks I'm just a smart-ass, but I have contacts all around the world. Interpol doesn't even have the guts to touch me. "AmishDude" is my name on their wanted lists.

We know everything about you. Everything. You'd better clean your keyboard. It's awfully dirty.