This is the report from Cindy Adams:
YOU won't believe this. I don't believe this. None of God's chillun will believe this. Hard to believe this. But, believe this.
Barbra Streisand is contemplating another tour. Another comeback tour. Another final this-is-for-sure-the-last-shot-and-after-this-you-won't-have-Yentl-to-kick-around-again-I'm-off-into-the-sunset farewell tour.
Go back a few years. Remember her heralded farewell schlep around the country where in New York she worked the Garden and pocketed millions and guaranteed mankind this was It and she was finished . . . over . . . done . . . history? Then remember a few minutes later, yet another positively, absolutely, definitely her final-and-forever-and-ever-and-ever-bye bye-ta ta-so long-adieu-auf weidersehn swan song?
Well, she's itching and twitching again. The woman's been resurrected more often than the man from Galilee.
Those who earn a living from her will deny this. When I first announced that first tour years back, they called me stupid. Also dumb. Probably they will now repeat that I am stupid. Also dumb.
Right now this tour is only in the talking stage. Planning. Plotting. Doesn't mean it won't fall apart. Many egos are involved because, fearful she maybe can't cut it all by herself, she's figuring to go as a duo with Neil Diamond. They've worked together before, fund-raising for John Kerry.
So why's this a possibility? Same reason she's in that "Meet the Fockers" thing. She misses the action. She's had fat injections in the face, she's had the face done. Now she's had enough with just mulching rosebushes, watching her husband, doing Donna Karan's ashram and getting manicures. She wants back in the spotlight.
Timing for this tour for the gray-haired set, the most expensive ever, is summer '05.
I'm guessing Paris Hilton received the award for "Miss Skankalicious 2004".
A reasonable assumption. However, Paris (and isn't it delicious that such a skank is named Paris?) won for, Big Catch Phrase of '04 for 'That's Hot.'
Donald Trump's toupee must be spinning, he probably thinks he should have won it for, "You're fired."