[Conspiracy Guy]

Naw. I want one about cows and goats.

[NicknamedBob]

"Naw. I want one about cows and goats."


Livestock Poem

Why do we call it livestock?
We’ve no deadstock to support,
I guess it just sounds better,
In the evening stock report.

The frisky lambs and goats do play,
And frolic in the heather,
But cows seem just to amble along,
In any kind of weather.

They don’t let raindrops get them down,
In fact, they like the rain,
I guess that proves it’s spongiform,
-- The wetware of their brain.

I don’t quite see just how it is,
They aren’t disturbed by weather,
Unless they’ve grown accustomed to,
The smell of old wet leather.

NicknamedBob . . . . . November 22, 2004

[OESY]

Here's some ideas for today thru Wednesday:


Monday, November 22:

Hockey Day
Independence Day (Lebanon)


Tuesday, Nov. 23:

Eat A Cranberry Day
Jukebox Day


Wed., Nov. 24

Espresso Day
"What You Love About America" Day