[retrokitten]

Why, for the love of Viking Kittens would anyone in the everloving mind make a size 6xl thong in the first place.

For this!!

[Rastus]

Erin Gray calls it cell-u-LEET.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Metrosexual : Stupid men that can make up their mind to be fags
Heterosexual : Normal men
Homosexual : AIDS candidates
Ruralsexual : Country folk, attract with good cooking
Rednecksexual : Male Cowboys, attract with sheep wool, Foreplay = "Brace yourself honey"
DontGetNosexual : celibate male (poor guys)
Alltoosexual : thinking about sex too much
Robosexual : Sold in catalogs and online
Neandersexual : See ConspiracyGuy
Forgetosexual : Possibly senile male heterosexual (who stops thinking about sex ?? )
Suburbansexual : Metrosexual with a small SUV
Quatrosexual : Having sex with all Sex In the City Girls (see doctor post haste)

[Americanwolf]

DO'H!

[Thom Pain]

My Eyes! My Eyes!