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To: grannie9
"I need a cocktail... I don't have any Blue Thingies tho"

Wish I did. If I'd had any wits left about me, I'd have stopped and gotten some on the way home. I've had a day you wouldn't believe!

782 posted on 11/22/2004 6:10:59 PM PST by sweetliberty (Proud member of the Pajama Posse!)
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To: sweetliberty

Nooooooooooo.. I'd believe it. I read all your posts woman, and you need a constant supply of Blue's. You should buy it by the case..lol


785 posted on 11/22/2004 6:13:56 PM PST by grannie9
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Joke time:

An Hispanic family was considering putting their grandfather into a nursing home. All the Catholic facilities were completely full, so they had to put him into a Jewish home. After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit grandpa.



"How do you like it here?" asked the grandson.



"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," replied grandpa.



"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you."



"Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here, "grandpa says with a big smile. "There's a musician here -- he's 85-years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'! And there's a physician here -- 90 years old. He hasn't been practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!"



"And me, I haven't had sex for 30 years and they still

call me 'the fucking Mexican.""


787 posted on 11/22/2004 6:16:35 PM PST by lodwick (The 2nd Amendment is Our Reset Button on Governments.)
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To: sweetliberty
I've had a day you wouldn't believe!

Try me...

842 posted on 11/22/2004 8:13:42 PM PST by null and void (It's like the names are just floating out there, waiting. They're waiting for the stone.)
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