LOL..there is no first time. Nada.. lol sheeeeeeesh..
I told you that you have to pay for the basic Internet sign up. Freeloading doesn´t last forever.
Email Joke from Dad inlaw
Subject: LITTLE GIRL WISHES
You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make!
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals".
The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?"
The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."
The teacher fainted.