Now, if you want to get something like that through, you have to get an Islamic mideastern male to carry it for you.
You have probably heard this story before too - how my brother, 6'3", blond and blue eyes, was coming back in his Marines uniform from Afghanistan. One way ticket. Hassled and bothered. Meanwhile, all the Mideast Muslims, aged 20 - 40, got royal treatment the whole way - and were able to jam up my brother's row every hour to kneel down and pray.