[Darlin']

Now, see, there you go being uh, quirky, again :) LOL

I have no idea what Darks is talking about

[Darksheare]

I once upon a time slept liek a rock.
Literally you could drag my sleeping carcass anywhere.

AND.. since most of my friends at the time were women, I ended up being dragged to odd places and used as room decoration.
The most memorable was at the church youth group lock in.
They stuck my snoozing butt up on the counter top in the women's bathroom and left me there.
(WITH full knowledge of everyone.)

I woke up and tried desperately to figure out how I'd gotten there.