Sounds like Grannie only accepts nekkid packages.
It'd be highly uncomfortable to be shipped wrapped in a rug.
Not true, not true at all. I love any kind of package..but am especially found of how they're wrapped. All the bells and whistles, I always say.
Now.. as for the Dark 1.. I may have to make exceptions. I don't think he's ever been wrapped too tight, if you get my drift?