LOL...mine are 6,4 and 2 years old. I have finally convinced them, when they spend the night, that they are not little roosters that must crow at daylight. They know I don't do mornings well and put their little heads down for a few more hours sleep.
Mine are all theoretical at the moment, and I'd like to keep it that way.
My son has screwed things up the first time around all through his life, so I'm hoping he waits till the second wife before having any.
So9