Our boys went to a Cub Scouting fair, and came home yelling, "Stop! Don't Touch! Leave the Area! Tell an Adult!" It's a very simple program that seems to really stick with kids.
Anoreth is supposed to talk to her leader (a public school teacher) about doing the program in the local public schools, and if that doesn't work out, we'll talk to our pastor (the diocesan education director) about doing it in the Catholic schools.
"Don't wave the gun!" is a starter, for the gun safety thing.
On the down low, I absolutely HATE camping. I do all the same chores I do at home, but I have to do them with a camp stove and kids whining about bugs.