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To: UsnDadof8

Anyone have the Dr Evil quote about when he was kid and put into a burlap sack and beaten...ritual shorn scrotum etc


455 posted on 11/18/2004 9:52:11 AM PST by Ignatius J Reilly
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To: Ignatius J Reilly

You asked for it,

Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.


471 posted on 11/18/2004 9:57:32 AM PST by RobFromGa (End the Filibuster for Judicial appointments in January 05)
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To: Ignatius J Reilly
Anyone have the Dr Evil quote about when he was kid and put into a burlap sack and beaten

You will find a reasonable facsimile at post #904 Here

479 posted on 11/18/2004 10:01:08 AM PST by UsnDadof8
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