From the movie Curse of the Black Pearl - - - After Elizabeth blew up the rum stash…………
"Why is the rum gone?" (Jack Sparrow)
"One: It is a despicable drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. And two: I've created a column of smoke that rises a thousand feet in the air. My father's ships will be combing the area. Do you think there is even a chance they won't see it?" (Elizabeth)
".... but why is the rum gone?" (Jack Sparrow)
"Try wearing a corset!"