[Nea Wood]

(None of these are the exact words, just the gist...)

Usually, one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

The little b*****d shot me in the *ss. (Blazing Saddles)

I wouldn't pay it if I were you! (Groucho, A Night At The Opera)

Marry me, Scarlett. I can't go on forever trying to catch you between husbands.

[Mad Dawgg]

"I wouldn't pay it if I were you! (Groucho, A Night At The Opera)"

I love Groucho!

My Fav:

"Are you married? Do you fool around? Answer the second question first."