[mass55th]

Another favorite from "Blazing Saddles."

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?

Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.

Applicant: (gleefully) I like rape.

Hedley Lamarr: Charming. Sign right here.

[Colonel_Flagg]

Another favorite from "Blazing Saddles."

"What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?"