[skeeter]

The day the earth stood still.

... and Army of Darkness. Which reminds me...

Maybe, just maybe my boys can protect The Book.

Yeah. And maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.

[pgyanke]

Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun.

and

When faced with a harpy from hell in the dept store...
Harpy [sneering]: "Who are you?"
Ash [behind the barrels of a shotgun]: "Ash... housewares [BANG]."

[Noumenon]

Also from Army of Darkness:

"You're in charge of just two things, Mr. Fancypants - Jack and shit. And Jack left town."