Igor: It's times like this that I remember what my old dad used to say.
Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: What was that?
Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom all day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"
It's pronounced EYE-gor!
"You know, it's at times like this when I'm stuck in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
"Why, what did she say?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen."
Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
(soon to be a major motion picture, so it should qualify)
Nice knockers!
Oh, sank you doktor.
woof...