Posted on 11/18/2004 8:19:10 AM PST by Mad Dawgg
Oh, from "They Live"
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.
And I'm all out of bubblegum."
Mark
"So you're saying there IS a chance."
After all the questionable language and scenes, guess which line is the only one they editied.
Spicolli(sp) dreaming about being surf champion on TV, the sports interviewer asks him about the competion, Spicolli says:Those guys are FAGS
The edit says NERDS.
Very hypocritical and lame.
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the c##k, the p###y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Red River and The Quiet Man are two of my favorite movies.
My favorite movie line:
From Army of Darkness...the scene is that Ash's evil clone is knocking the snot out of Ash, and he says, "I'm gonna win because you're the good Ash, and I'm the Bad Ash." TO which the bad Ash starts fighting dirty and singing, "Little Goody Two Shoes" while smacking Ash.
Now that it is set up, my favorite line:
Ash:"Good...Bad...I'm the guy with the gun!" To whit he places the double-barreled shotgun in the mouth of bad Ash, and pulls the trigger.
I love it, because it carries so much weight in the arguement for personal fire arms.
I met Bruce Campbell at a book signing for his autobiography. The bookstore lady said he couldn't sign copyrighted lines, but he said, "Let them sue me."
No, I won't sell the book, but for a buck, I'll show you the autograph.
Sensei Ern
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
My wife's favorite line is from Air Force One when the President kicks the terrorist out the back door - "Get off my plane!"
My favorite is from Major League II - "Women, can't live with 'em and they can't pee standing up."
Crash Davis: "He did, I told him"
that was "to the gas chamber", not to prison
Baby Blues or something like that.
Actually it was Howard Dean's manager's reaction to the Scream
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
I thought of two more,
"What in sam hill are you doin' Walter?" - Scout, from To Kill A Mockingbird.
"Old man, if you feed anymore of my food to those dogs I'm gonna kick you 'till you're dead." - from Moonstruck
Al Gore, Trading Places 2000.
Gladiator:
Quintus "People should know when they're beaten"
Maximus "Will YOU Quintus? Will I?"
The Alamo:
"We're gonna need a lot more men"
and "You tell the general I will be glad to discuss the terms of his surrender....You tell him!"
"I would like to know what it is that you would be willing to fight, and possibly die for. We will let that be Texas."
"I'll be back" has got to be on the list somewhere. Everyone has done the Uhnuld impersonation at least once.
My personal favorite is "You're gonna need a bigger boat". That is an all time classic line.
From a really bad flick called "The Rain Killer"
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