Zot Up The Union (Red State Yanks Are So Frightfully Uncivilised!)

A 100% American bloke, very likely called Nigel.

[BlueStateLiberal]

Clearly, those of us in the thinking part of the country are at odds with the red(neck) states. Why not formalise the irreconcilable differences between us by having a go at sovereignty? That way, we can rejoin the civilised world, and you can create your Taliban-style theocracy that you so obviously desire.

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

They can't even make a cup of coffee in the morning. That is how Starbucks has made millions.

[MEG33]

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

[kcvl]

You voted for the coke-sniffing warmongering moron who occupies the Oval Office

No, that was the IMPEACHED HILLBILLY FROM ARKANSAS who screwed the INTERN (well ALMOST screwed the INTERN, he couldn't even do that right)!

[nuffsenuff]

Psst... In case you didn't notice we control the government now.

You want to leave... go for it. We don't have to go anywhere.

[kevkrom]

What happened, the last time a group of Bible-thumping Protestants had 100% control of a country? C'mon, quick!

Ooh! Ooh! Call on me!

They founded the first modern democracy and authored the U.S. Consitution?

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

Is ad hominem the only weapon you liberals have? You are really a pathetic breed, emotion, ad hominem, the "religious right" talisman, you ignore all the lessons of history, you are self contradictory, you just promote your self made religion trying to achieve your godless utopia - meanwhile in order to achieve it, you lie, cheat, steal, distort, acquiesce to murder and all to achieve your godless utopia.

I hope you get to live in the cesspool that you are working so hard to create - but I hope that you destroy as few other lives as possible. That always has been my main question - do you liberals really believe the inane gibberish you spew about how great a welfare state is, how great universal healthcare would be - how "feeling" it would be - while ALL evidence in history and around the world shouts out the same message - do not do this - you will destroy all prosperity and everything that has improved mankind’s lot.

[BlueStateLiberal]

Look up the facts why don't you. Red states are welfare sates, plain and simple. We are carrying you and have been for many years. Oh I forgot, facts are troublsome. Like the fact there are no, nor were there ever, WMD in Iraq, for example.

[StrictTime]

And where are you going to get the funding?

[auboy]

There are no red states/blue states… only blue carbuncles marring an otherwise fair land.

[TChris]

How do you spell RELIEF?

[AirForceMom]

I'm not giving up my blue county..how about we end the give aways and see how long the liberal freeloaders stay?
My area is taxed to death already....end the free ride and we go red in a heartbeat.

[Modernman]

Let's just call it a day between us and you can be free to go your merry way, persecuting gays, putting the 10 commandments in your courthouses, making your women walk 3 paces behind you, and instituting all your other rightwingnut loony notions.

And liberals wonder why they keep losing elections. Hey, numbnuts, keeping insulting half the country and see if they vote for you.

[GreenAccord]

programmes

Yeah, you're from New England.....

fund universal healthcare

d00d, they already have that in Cuba. And look at all the prosperity they have there!

[Freepdonia]

Or "formalise" or "capitalise." This guy's obviously goofy. Probably not from here and calling for secession.

What a dumbass! He can't even disguise the fact he is a NoStateLiberal. :-)

[nuffsenuff]

Um... The vast majority of welfare recipients live in the cities... aka Blue counties.

[rlmorel]

Well, I am from Massachusetts, I was raised in, served in and support the military. I believe there are more of us here in Massachusetts than you think, and we are getting tired of having to be embarrassed about where we live. We aren't leaving, we are going to change the state from within, by legal means, bit by bit, the same way it was done in the southern states.

Just so everyone at Free Republic knows not all of us Massachusetts residents are like BlueStateLiberal. Some of us believe in the Constitution of the United States, and not a bunch of Activist Judges with an agenda.

[BlueStateLiberal]

What's a DU creep? Honest question, as this is my first foray onto your fascinating site.

Now, why are you so reluctant to act on your convictions? Freedumb-loving flag-waving simpletons that you are, I should think you'd be all over the chance to leave those of us in the blue states behind, as it were.

[marshmallow]

Look, you guys want to live free of big government, so why not have a go on your own? That way we can keep our billions and fund universal healthcare and all those other social programmes you people hate. You'll be free to require prayer in school, ban abortions, and beat your sister-wives. Deal?

Deal!!!!!

A man who loves taxes!!!!!

One question. Can we send all our crack-heads, welfare moms and dead-beats over to your side?

You're just itching to pick up the tab. I know it!

[nuffsenuff]

We know. We're just toying with the troll.

[American Blood]

Remember that Jesus loves you no matter how ignorant you are.