[UMFan]

Selected, Elected, we won, who gives a darn. What is funny is what the Liberals (e.g. Randi Rhodes) say.

W and all us Republicans are "fly over" country rubes whose greatest achievement is getting their 14 year old cousins pregnant. All of us are sittin' on our front porch, next to our washing machine and shotgun, spitting tobacco juice on the dirt through missing teeth.

However, on election day, we morph into crafty vote thieves who are able to hack political voting machines so that the true will of the only people who really matter (can you say NYC, Chicago, Boston, LA, Frisco, and Miami) is ignored. We are also able to register voters who don't exist and (for a short period, completely subvert the electoral process.

In fact, we are so subtle that, in 2000, we even were able to cause all the good folks of heavily Democratic Palm Beach County either to fail to be able to push a hole in a ballot (we gave these folks the Kevlar ballots reserved for Democrats only), or to vote for Pat Robertson or Buchanan or someone named Pat (we gave these folks special "Pat" ballots - where all the candidates names were Pat (no last names)).

How do we pull off these evil deeds - the answer is simple, Carl Rove is channeling all of the elected Democratic elections supervisors!

Then, like the Cicadia, in a week or so, we disappear back to our rural huts, only to emerge again on election day.

[republicanbob1]

Speaking of Randi Rhodes she tries to act like this last election was stolen as well. RIDICULOUS! She keeps talking about voter fraud. Which is Garbage! She keeps saying " I find it hard to believe people voted for more war instead of peace." Please! People voted for someone with a spine instead of someone who wants to try to make everyone in the world happy at the same time.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

EXCELLENT satirical writing skills, I must say! Well done!

[Conspiracy Guy]

4 year cicadas?